Dr Vijay Vs Cricket Team

 Stadium Scene

Vijay       : Hi Dhoni… Haaw aaar u.
Dhoni     : Hi.. I’m fine.. Ok.. Thanks
Vijay       : Hey… Sorry ennaku Englipish theriyaadu..
Dhoni     : Dei… Ennaku unnaiye theriyadu da… Apporam ekkududa English laam..

Vijay       : I’m a great star in south you know…
Dhoni     : Appadiya.. Hey Balaji, you know this guy.. Apun ko ‘star’ bolttha hain saala..
Vijay       : Vannakam naaa.. Enna theriyala ya?
L.Balaji  : Dei.. Unna ennga yo paatha maadiri irruke?

Vijay       : Nallavela.. Neega enna paathu “Yaaru da nee” nu kekala.. Illa na oru periya dialogue sollirukkanum…
L.Balaji  : Dei.. Santhi theratre la… rockets, mutta, thaakaali laam, poriki seconds la vikaravan maadiriye irrukiye…
Vijay       : Illa ngaa, naa nijammave oru star!

L.Balaji  : Nambaramadiri yedavudu sollu da perika mandaya..
Vijay       : Anna… Neenga Thirupachi, Sivakaasi, Madurai, Thirumalaai laaam paaturikeenglaa?
L.Balaji  : Dei pannnaada, line ah ooru perula solluriye.. Nee yenna bus conductor ah?

Murali     : Machi.. Inda payala engayo paatha maadiri irruku, aana evan facekum pechukkum sambandame illaye….
Vijay       : Deivaamee.. Naan than na ‘Dr.Vijay’
Murali     : Nee doctor ah… Loyola la kuppa kutturavaan maadiriye irruke….
Sachin   : Dei.. Enna padichirukke?
Vijay       : Ada ponga na… Naanga SSLC fail la…

Sachin    : okie.. Say a punch dialogue we will agree!!!

Vijay       : Kaadu naa na puli…
Murali     : Dei paanniku porranda naaye.. Nee pulli ah?
Vijay       : Ammmangana… Idhu la yenna  sandegam?
L.Balaji  : 1 Question – Nee kotta edutha puli ah, illa kotta pudungadha pulli ah?

Vijay       : [Crying] Vendamm…
Murali     : Seri.. seri.. Allada.. Continue…
Vijay       : Kaadu naa naan singam, Kadal na naan sura, vaanaam na naaan minnal
Dhoni     : Veedu naa nee TOILET
Sachin   : Roadu naa nee DRAINAGE
Bhaaji    : River naa nee KOOVAM, ‘natham’ summa suthi suthi adikkum.

Vijay       : “Once More” chance kudunga na…
Sachin   : Kya re saaalee… Haamen maaja ah raaha hai.. Bool… Bool saaale bool…
Vijay       : 1 song    – Kuruvi Kuruvi Paarandha… Kuruvi Kuruvi Paarandha… [Music]
Sachin   : Dei.. Mudala “Kuruvi” ah Ooda sollu.. Apporam rakka kaati parakalaam….

Vijay       : “Once More” chance kudunga na…
Bhajii      : Saleee.. M** ka ***t.. Bollo re.. Kya….
Vijay       : Then Then Then, un .. la.. la.. la.. [Music]
Bhaaji    : Paen Paen Pean… un thala yellam paen. Enga thalaya aarukaama oodi poidu…
Vijay       : Last chance sir..


Vijay       : Sir, I want to talk to my Faatherr..
Dhoni     : Fat`too saala… Baath kar…
Vijay calling his dad SAC

 
Vijay       : Appa, enna inga CSK romba naara adikiranga pa…
SAC        : Feel panna kudadu… Ok.. Daddi solluren la.. Evvalo asingapatu irrukom… Idhu laam jujube!

Vijay       : Appa.. Romba kalaaikiranga paaa…
SAC        : Beta.. Nee onnu pannu.. Unnoda padam DVD annupuren… Adha pottu kaaami..
Vijay       : Aiyo appa.. Adhu dhaane Director Gautham kuppa thotti la odachi pottutaru..
SAC        : Maaganee, un apppan unnakaga oru backup eduthu vechirukeen da…
Vijay       : En pa.. En…
SAC        : Yen na unnaku pennadi vaara Sangathigal,  idha paathu, purunji nadandhukku vanga..
Vijay       : Dhanks pa… Neenga romba naalaavaaru pa… Adhutha janmaam nu onnu irundha naa unga maagan ah than
porrakkanum!
SAC        : Aiyoyo.. [Phone clicks]

Vijay turning to audience

Vijay       : Yaaru adicha pori kellambi boomi aadhiradhu kannula theriyido avvan than da Vijay! Naan than Vijay..

L.Balaji  : yaru nadichi DHARANI padam kuda flop aagutho…….
PRODUCER kanla pori kalangi thanni varudo…….
Avan danda Vijay….. Ivan than da andha Vijay..

Maar do saaalee ke kuthee…
Murali     : Adingda aavnaaa, kekuravan Vijay fan madiri maakana irundha KURUVi oscar pogum nu solluingalae da

[Vijay gets beatings from all cricketers + 9thara] – Censored!

___________ Home Scene___________

Dr. Vijay : Ennadi seerial pathutu aluthukitu irukka …….
Wife        : Dai nalla paruda, ithu namma kalayana c.d ……
Dr. Vijay   : …?? ?????????????????????


___________ Studio Scene___________

Raghuvaran :        Enna Arunachalam, 30 nallu la 30 kodi ya eppadi selavu pannapore?
Rajini :      Hee. He.. He..
Raghuvaran :        Enna pa sirikire?
Rajini :      Jujubeee… Vijay-a vechi oru padam edupen!